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Sexy ana-rexi mystery
Hello, I am Alice Burdeu, and you can just call me Alice
I have won big time, notwithstanding the public’s malice.
If you are wondering why then the odd look on my face
even though Australia’s top model competition I did ace,
then it boils down to a mystery that’s been racking my mind
and I sincerely hope that you can help me the answer find,
why the judges think I am sexy from toe to countenance
but the public believes I don’t eat enough for sustenance?
To those that may various theories posit,
peek inside the fashion designer’s closet.