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The physique of Tara Conner, Miss USA 2006
A previous entry addressed the face of Tara Conner, Miss USA 2006; this entry addresses her physique.
The physique of Tara Conner is so unbefitting a beauty queen that if there were a well-known mainstream outlet for feminine beauty appreciation, the crowning of Tara Conner as Miss USA would have been a very embarrassing event for Miss Universe, L.P., LLLP, the organization that runs the Miss USA pageant, and Donald Trump would have wept prior to telling all people responsible, "You are fired!" But then, if there were a large number of feminine and attractive models well-known to the public, the likes of Tara Conner would not have been competing in the Miss USA pageant in the first place.
If a woman with girl-next-door looks can outcompete a "beauty queen" in the looks department, then there is something seriously wrong with the beauty pageant concerned.
Here we consider Snow from Twistys; note how ordinary her face is.
Snow may be ordinary looking, but she at least looks feminine.
Note Tara Conner's broad ribcage. Even though Snow doesn't have a small ribcage, her physique is still feminine and appealing.
One look at the following picture should suffice to convince that women with breast implants should be banned from participating in beauty pageants. Someone needs to come up with a Terminator and send him into the past, a few days before the Miss USA 2006 event. The task of the Terminator would be to shoot anesthetic-laden darts into Tara Conner's breasts, forcing the implants to burst, which would be harmless to her as the saline would be absorbed by her body, but she would be out of action and not end up being crowned Miss USA.
I couldn't find a picture of Tara Conner's backside, but it is a safe bet that it looks worse than Snow's.
On the other hand, if Tara Conner were compared to a fine-featured North American, it would be a rout.
Note that Tara Conner's physique doesn't approach an hourglass shape in spite of her breast implants, whereas the fine North American is soft and feminine.
Everyone look at the following picture and rhyme:
Tara Conner’s breast implants are about to burst.
In retrospect, this event should have occurred first,
before she turned the Miss USA pageant into a farce.
Boy, I hear complaints from as far away as Mars.
Now listen carefully dear Mr. Donald Trump.
Seriously think about why your pageant is a dump.
The accursed gay influence is in sore need of a fix;
and in case you don’t get this, read Matthew 7:6.
Please tell the people responsible, "you are fired!"
so that we see beauty queens that are admired
for their looks affecting men like pot affects a stoner
instead of having them disappointed by a Con-ner.
Once again, women reading this page should not misunderstand the issue. There is nothing wrong with Tara Conner's physique, and many men would be very pleased if their wives/girlfriends had Tara's physique rather than what these women possess, but a woman with Tara's physique does not belong as a contestant in a beauty pageant catering to the general public.